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thechurchofbobsaget:

I think “dildo” is a perfectly acceptable insult. Like, I’d call you a dick but you’re not real enough.

"Crying isn’t the only way someone shows they’ve been hurt."
-jenn satsune (via ohsatsune)
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I think the saddest people always try their hardest to make people happy

because they know what it’s like to feel absolutely worthless

and they don’t want anyone else to feel like that.

"
-Robin Williams (via seyttan)
"I’m still hoping it’s you and me in the end."
-10-Word Story #26 (N.A.)

Teacher:  Reading a book is better than sex.  [Class titters]
Teacher:  It’s like a 10-hour orgasm!  [Laughter increases]
Girl pipes up:  Yeah, and with a book I actually get to finish!  [Boys’ laughter dies off almost instantly as the girls hoot]